Limbei watch Na Xie Nian

    Before you comment limbei ah gua watch such movie, mai dog, even dua jia paikia sometime will watch romance movie. Somemore limbei also 18yr old dis year, watch cannot meh? Then recently, limbei went watch with ginna at marina square golden village, siao siao, all couple sia, then limbei like beng beng walk in sibei paiseh sia. Then movie start. Limbei must say the movie sibei porno sia, nc16 nia? Simi sai government, liddat all kid learn all the wrong daiji. Drop soap when showering? 4 guy watch cartoon porn tgt? Walk around house naked? Simi jiao? Those couple watch tgt buey paiseh sio.

    During the movie many part, limbei first time feel really touched then the heart like ache ache sia, like the china saying "xin suan" or simi sai. Limbei cannot say got same experience but really very touching the show, limbei recommend all ginna go watch but tolong lar, dont bring zabor ffs later some porno scene or reference sibei awkward sibo? Then the ending let limbei sibei buey song, some fat fuck jio tio the girl still nevermind, then some nerd fuckface marry her?!?!? Simi lan plox. What kind of ending? Limbei want girl go with guy mean girl must follow guy. Sebo jiu ba dao, fuck ur life sia, is it u childhood tio dumb bo song then write this script?

    To the ginna that read this, confirm got someone experience same daiji before. Like a gurl but never get togther in the end. Let limbei tell you this, in your whole life, you will only get to see about 50,000 to 100,000 gurls. Maybe sibei cui 100? then too bad, just be monk. From this miserable number of zabor, <1% you will ever talk to. From there, <1% you will ever like. After this, <1% like you back. Even so, only 20% of people that like each other can really spent a whole lfetime together. Limbei might sound lyk some mushy fuck ass but srsly limbei read from internet so real one, not limbei anyhow pretend say one. Treasure the people around you and never live yout life with regret. Never let any chance slip past you to regret 10 year down the road. "人生有多少个十年". Just like how limbei regret not studying hard for PSLE, now tio ITE sian sibo. Also like how limbei regret never eat more Macdonald Curry Sauce till there got no more. Same same, never live to regret your past.

-Gerald!

Limbei is back to help Brudder Aaron Tan(Wants you only)

    After limbei slack around 1 year, find life sibei bo liao. Boy home in, boy home out, study here study there. Sibei bo daiji. So bo bian need jio daiji!

   Actually whole day act pai also sibei sian, smaller ginna come must act dua, smoke like some fuck, then penis shrink, die younger. Now you know why we beng and lian whole day club, penis like some peanut how bang?Then those Bigger tao-eh come need tolong here respect there, even those jiao bin also need serve, knnccb Limbei where got like these kind life.
   
    If paikia life still not sian enough, still got za bor must care. Sibei sian, one day i love you, next day i love him! Chao Chi Bai, change people like limbei change condom. Not just limbei, fellow brudder also find zabor sibei jiao.... Make us go out settle daiji still need keep text "muacks love you baby xoxo <3" . 1 hour dont text, zabor find xiao ah gua liao.

    Think by now, everyone heard of my brudder Aaron Tan and his daiji. If not here got link to his video.
Limbei respect aaron got ji come out post video direct jio daiji. But bro, priss lar, you liddat post video got sebo yong? That chao ah gua will just hide more. Somemore you soon go boy's home, no chance find him daiji leh. Then sibei no face, limbei think you need all in, come out hun face most impt, no face can go home drink milk, bo yong hun niao. Need help, brudder here got many ginna can help you find that chao ah gua. That Ryan dog think jio brudder zabor can song song bring home sebo? Mai lar. Limbei sumpa find tio your that ah gua, River Valley Primary School sia, you wait there mai run. Limbei want see ur chibai hair and jiao-ah gua bin. Anyone buey song or got simi problem, come comment or tagboard talk talk with limbei

Then once again, limbei start blog need ginna help share so tolong fellow ginna, help limbei share facebook twitter give limbei motivation restart blog again

Gerald

It has been 2 weeks since last post. Limbei a bit rusty and busy with life, then these few day got daiji so limbei must come here settle.

Limbei long time ago decide mai come here talk pai kia, limbei want be normal kia go out hang out etc. These few day keep got jiao bin kia keep ask here ask there want find out who limbei real life is. Does it fucking matter whether limbei real life ah gua or manly pai kia? So for those few fucker who are trying to find out. Mai say limbei nvr remind but mai lemme find out who da fuck you are or limbei post ur fucking face here and post ur house address, phone number. Then for that handful of people that know me in real life, u guys also better dun spread or limbei will tio daiji with sibei lot of pai kia.

2More weeks limbei school start already, limbei must mug hard if not next time cui go work macdonald 24/7. So those fuckers, tolong lar, limbei want lead normal life now liao. Then to those pai kia outside, stop wasting ur life hang around in town or go around fighting people. Grow up sure cmi in life and cfm regret. So take limbei advice, faster try go ITE learn course, nursing also zai zai, at least got job.

So fellow bruder sister, have a nice 2010 and all the best for 2011. Maybe limbei might post once in a while entertain a bit but limbei brain also no more idea. Reader if got idea can help give limbei idea write on chatbox or sent email to limbei at gerald.limbei@gmail.com

Cheers!
Gerald

Closing Blog(Cfmed)

In case reader never notice, limbei darm long nvr post already. Cause limbei this few day sibei busy, must to help marathon Singapore be volunteer and need go out with ah sio then either no time post or too tired dun want post. Also, limbei try sibei hard think of new idea but srsly paiseh sia, limbei brain too much smoke clot too much. Brain Dead already. Somemore, limbei's life as paikia also start to be very sian, whole day do same thing. Bully Ah Gua, extort money, find daiji, jio zabor, flirt around. Basically limbei has already transfer all limbei knowledge to all reader.
So limbei guess its time to close blog and get on with my real life, get more time pei zabor go out shopping. So if got reader want leave like comment can post here or go chatbox, limbei see choose those meaningfull post and post them as next post to leave a final memory, so get creative and mai come flame cause limbei cfm wun post. Its also time that reader out there use limbei knowledge to form own pai kia group(limbei cannot use the gang word cause will tio mata daiji).

Thats all bah~! Thank you all for the 8K views and made limbei life fun. Everything must come to a end, so if see limbei at bugis or pasir ris with zabor, can come up say HI but dun kajiao limbei life. If got ginna want help limbei continue post, can pm me facebook or email with reason and why u think u capable like limbei.

Cheers, it was a fun month with u guys! Rmb to leave a final msg!

Facebook Mail

So limbei's face book also very busy traffic, every day got like 3 message sia, Lol sibei busy keep reply and need constant think new idea to post. Then got some application for fashion head. ROFL. Type untill nice nice post fb, so limbei copy paste give reader see.

Application for Fashion Department Head:
No working experience, whatsoever but I am able to design your gang t-shirt because I was from an Art class back in secondary school. My fashion sense is also very zai because I always receive compliments from my friends say I wear until welly chio. Strangers also like to beo me, I realised.

I am also very cheapo nehneh therefore I will definitely be able to find very cheap magnet earring and buy them in bulk. Given my capabilities, I would appreciate your consideration for this job opening. Gam xia.

sign off,
Chan fakename. 

Wa seh, now all the major department almost full already. Now got professional help, sure can make blog sibei hot sibei big, attract more daiji and reader. Chan fakename=sound fake yet real. ROFL