After reading through the various forum comment, limbei go read my previous post about how to jio zaborhttp://geraldyourlimbei.blogspot.com/2010/11/how-to-jio-girl.html. Limbei see very emo, went home do reflection why last time fail now then can finally jio tio good zabor. After many sleelpless night drink ginseng think better, limbei come with version 2 of "Limbei Guide To Jio Tio A Good Stead". Limbei think just the name sound sibei zai zai already.
First, before you can jio any girl, need to find a girl to jio first. So limbei will include in section A: How to find your real life sky girl(真名天女）Siao Siao, limbei china imba sio.
To find this sacred girl, must must learn method of elimination. That is to remove the unwanted to make ur selection choice lesser. By order if unwantedness:
1: Bossy, cocky a.k.a money sucker!!!
As the name suggest, these kind of girl got a few characteristic, they always kpkp when you do something that not in their favor(Mean no benefit for them) then always think they the most chio in whole world but 90% they are wrong. Some of these kind wear sibei lot of make up but some dun wear. Limbei think they so fked up cause they always kind daiji out of nothing, whole day kp here kp there, sibei fucked up. They liddat think they expect the guy to think they sibei lucky can stead so chio girl but this the fked up thinking . They expect the guy to be the "nicest a.ka. dog" guy in the world. So when they no money, they treat boyfriend like portable ATM machine without card or password, sibei convenient sia. This kind. NO NO NO NEVER EVER even think of steading unless ur father open bank and mother sell ear plug.
2: Gold Digger
Everyone confirm hear before of the lengendary gold digger kind of zabor. Maybe you haven see before but limbei see b4 sibei lot. At first want put picture to show but got some copyright jiao thing of mata, cannot anyhow put picture so go google urself. Gold diggers usually do not dig when you can see them, so you must act like you nt looking than can see the epic moment of the 传说gold digging, sibei laughable at first look but look long and u will regret like limbei, that few second die die cannot forget. Gold diggers not only dig nose, they dig nose cause they no sense of hygiene so cfm sumpa will dig or do other unhygienic daiji. Limbei hear say got zabor dig down there the hole(But no luck to see), burst pimple and even dig their teeth for ytd breakfast to save money for 2dae lunch. So these kind u stead already, next time in bed wake up see ur face full of "gold" mai regret what limbei advice.
3: Bimbo
In case reader dun knw simi is Bimbo, bimbo are zabor that sibei like makeup, some so zai that after makeup u cannot recognise, legend goes that they find some sacred master on top of bukit timah hill to learn the change face kung fu to let be better at find boyfriend. These kind sibei scary cause u dun noe how they look when they no makeup, if you like surprise, go stead but must be ready zao fast fast if see ugly.
4: Pontianak
Actually this kind girl nt really Pontianak, they are simply the direct opposite of bimbo, dun care make up, wear until cannot describe need go see urself, this kind very easy find, go some sibei ulu library maybe pasir ris library and walk 1 round, cfm see a lot. But this kind good for the budget kia cause they dun shop=save money but grow up married cfm need spent a lot money.
This kind next time in bed need eat dun noe 1 bottle Viagra then can let ur little brother stand up, liddat not very budget already
5: Ah Lian
People confirm think why limbei dun like ah lian now, last time limbei jio tio b4 sibei lot lian, have sibei lot of experience to share. First lian all like to talk big and smoke which limbei sibei dun like. Limbei is limber=father=biggest, how can my zabor be bigger? No logic right? So cmi. Then lian everytime smoke, u kiss her like kiss charcoal liddat, got nice meh? Go shopping every 15minute need go with her outside to smoke. Also, ah lian everytime like to flirt with limbei ginna and brudders, let limbei sibei no face and paiseh
Next after you choose ur target already, need know how to slowly develop, cannot like limbei last time walk up say:"Want stead bo?" and expect the girl come kiss u str8, if hooker can lar, real life sky girl cannot already.
Limbei will list down step by step on how to approach this chim problem. Let those ang moh no good kia can also understand.
Step 1: Create a good first impression
For example, you see some random girl on street or some schoolmate or officemate. First impression always sibei impt. If she think you some chi ko peh, u gg can balek kampung sleep already. A good thing to do is always ask out for a drink or eat something light, wear dun need too formal, normal normal can already. Talk Talk a bit see got common topic a not, if dun have dun bother, find another one.
Step 2: Wa seh, limbei write this like some chim motherfucker ah gua ji nan, nvm lar, dun want write already. Rest up to ur ownself invent, just dun go on ask :"Can i bang you" can already
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