It has been 2 weeks since last post. Limbei a bit rusty and busy with life, then these few day got daiji so limbei must come here settle.
Limbei long time ago decide mai come here talk pai kia, limbei want be normal kia go out hang out etc. These few day keep got jiao bin kia keep ask here ask there want find out who limbei real life is. Does it fucking matter whether limbei real life ah gua or manly pai kia? So for those few fucker who are trying to find out. Mai say limbei nvr remind but mai lemme find out who da fuck you are or limbei post ur fucking face here and post ur house address, phone number. Then for that handful of people that know me in real life, u guys also better dun spread or limbei will tio daiji with sibei lot of pai kia.
2More weeks limbei school start already, limbei must mug hard if not next time cui go work macdonald 24/7. So those fuckers, tolong lar, limbei want lead normal life now liao. Then to those pai kia outside, stop wasting ur life hang around in town or go around fighting people. Grow up sure cmi in life and cfm regret. So take limbei advice, faster try go ITE learn course, nursing also zai zai, at least got job.
So fellow bruder sister, have a nice 2010 and all the best for 2011. Maybe limbei might post once in a while entertain a bit but limbei brain also no more idea. Reader if got idea can help give limbei idea write on chatbox or sent email to limbei at gerald.limbei@gmail.com
Cheers!
Gerald
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Closing Blog(Cfmed)
In case reader never notice, limbei darm long nvr post already. Cause limbei this few day sibei busy, must to help marathon Singapore be volunteer and need go out with ah sio then either no time post or too tired dun want post. Also, limbei try sibei hard think of new idea but srsly paiseh sia, limbei brain too much smoke clot too much. Brain Dead already. Somemore, limbei's life as paikia also start to be very sian, whole day do same thing. Bully Ah Gua, extort money, find daiji, jio zabor, flirt around. Basically limbei has already transfer all limbei knowledge to all reader.
So limbei guess its time to close blog and get on with my real life, get more time pei zabor go out shopping. So if got reader want leave like comment can post here or go chatbox, limbei see choose those meaningfull post and post them as next post to leave a final memory, so get creative and mai come flame cause limbei cfm wun post. Its also time that reader out there use limbei knowledge to form own pai kia group(limbei cannot use the gang word cause will tio mata daiji).
Thats all bah~! Thank you all for the 8K views and made limbei life fun. Everything must come to a end, so if see limbei at bugis or pasir ris with zabor, can come up say HI but dun kajiao limbei life. If got ginna want help limbei continue post, can pm me facebook or email with reason and why u think u capable like limbei.
Cheers, it was a fun month with u guys! Rmb to leave a final msg!
So limbei guess its time to close blog and get on with my real life, get more time pei zabor go out shopping. So if got reader want leave like comment can post here or go chatbox, limbei see choose those meaningfull post and post them as next post to leave a final memory, so get creative and mai come flame cause limbei cfm wun post. Its also time that reader out there use limbei knowledge to form own pai kia group(limbei cannot use the gang word cause will tio mata daiji).
Thats all bah~! Thank you all for the 8K views and made limbei life fun. Everything must come to a end, so if see limbei at bugis or pasir ris with zabor, can come up say HI but dun kajiao limbei life. If got ginna want help limbei continue post, can pm me facebook or email with reason and why u think u capable like limbei.
Cheers, it was a fun month with u guys! Rmb to leave a final msg!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Facebook Mail
So limbei's face book also very busy traffic, every day got like 3 message sia, Lol sibei busy keep reply and need constant think new idea to post. Then got some application for fashion head. ROFL. Type untill nice nice post fb, so limbei copy paste give reader see.
Application for Fashion Department Head:
No working experience, whatsoever but I am able to design your gang t-shirt because I was from an Art class back in secondary school. My fashion sense is also very zai because I always receive compliments from my friends say I wear until welly chio. Strangers also like to beo me, I realised.
I am also very cheapo nehneh therefore I will definitely be able to find very cheap magnet earring and buy them in bulk. Given my capabilities, I would appreciate your consideration for this job opening. Gam xia.
sign off,
Chan fakename.
No working experience, whatsoever but I am able to design your gang t-shirt because I was from an Art class back in secondary school. My fashion sense is also very zai because I always receive compliments from my friends say I wear until welly chio. Strangers also like to beo me, I realised.
I am also very cheapo nehneh therefore I will definitely be able to find very cheap magnet earring and buy them in bulk. Given my capabilities, I would appreciate your consideration for this job opening. Gam xia.
sign off,
Chan fakename.
Wa seh, now all the major department almost full already. Now got professional help, sure can make blog sibei hot sibei big, attract more daiji and reader. Chan fakename=sound fake yet real. ROFL
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Guide to jio zabor version 2
After reading through the various forum comment, limbei go read my previous post about how to jio zaborhttp://geraldyourlimbei.blogspot.com/2010/11/how-to-jio-girl.html. Limbei see very emo, went home do reflection why last time fail now then can finally jio tio good zabor. After many sleelpless night drink ginseng think better, limbei come with version 2 of "Limbei Guide To Jio Tio A Good Stead". Limbei think just the name sound sibei zai zai already.
First, before you can jio any girl, need to find a girl to jio first. So limbei will include in section A: How to find your real life sky girl(真名天女）Siao Siao, limbei china imba sio.
To find this sacred girl, must must learn method of elimination. That is to remove the unwanted to make ur selection choice lesser. By order if unwantedness:
1: Bossy, cocky a.k.a money sucker!!!
As the name suggest, these kind of girl got a few characteristic, they always kpkp when you do something that not in their favor(Mean no benefit for them) then always think they the most chio in whole world but 90% they are wrong. Some of these kind wear sibei lot of make up but some dun wear. Limbei think they so fked up cause they always kind daiji out of nothing, whole day kp here kp there, sibei fucked up. They liddat think they expect the guy to think they sibei lucky can stead so chio girl but this the fked up thinking . They expect the guy to be the "nicest a.ka. dog" guy in the world. So when they no money, they treat boyfriend like portable ATM machine without card or password, sibei convenient sia. This kind. NO NO NO NEVER EVER even think of steading unless ur father open bank and mother sell ear plug.
2: Gold Digger
Everyone confirm hear before of the lengendary gold digger kind of zabor. Maybe you haven see before but limbei see b4 sibei lot. At first want put picture to show but got some copyright jiao thing of mata, cannot anyhow put picture so go google urself. Gold diggers usually do not dig when you can see them, so you must act like you nt looking than can see the epic moment of the 传说gold digging, sibei laughable at first look but look long and u will regret like limbei, that few second die die cannot forget. Gold diggers not only dig nose, they dig nose cause they no sense of hygiene so cfm sumpa will dig or do other unhygienic daiji. Limbei hear say got zabor dig down there the hole(But no luck to see), burst pimple and even dig their teeth for ytd breakfast to save money for 2dae lunch. So these kind u stead already, next time in bed wake up see ur face full of "gold" mai regret what limbei advice.
3: Bimbo
In case reader dun knw simi is Bimbo, bimbo are zabor that sibei like makeup, some so zai that after makeup u cannot recognise, legend goes that they find some sacred master on top of bukit timah hill to learn the change face kung fu to let be better at find boyfriend. These kind sibei scary cause u dun noe how they look when they no makeup, if you like surprise, go stead but must be ready zao fast fast if see ugly.
4: Pontianak
Actually this kind girl nt really Pontianak, they are simply the direct opposite of bimbo, dun care make up, wear until cannot describe need go see urself, this kind very easy find, go some sibei ulu library maybe pasir ris library and walk 1 round, cfm see a lot. But this kind good for the budget kia cause they dun shop=save money but grow up married cfm need spent a lot money.
This kind next time in bed need eat dun noe 1 bottle Viagra then can let ur little brother stand up, liddat not very budget already
5: Ah Lian
People confirm think why limbei dun like ah lian now, last time limbei jio tio b4 sibei lot lian, have sibei lot of experience to share. First lian all like to talk big and smoke which limbei sibei dun like. Limbei is limber=father=biggest, how can my zabor be bigger? No logic right? So cmi. Then lian everytime smoke, u kiss her like kiss charcoal liddat, got nice meh? Go shopping every 15minute need go with her outside to smoke. Also, ah lian everytime like to flirt with limbei ginna and brudders, let limbei sibei no face and paiseh
Next after you choose ur target already, need know how to slowly develop, cannot like limbei last time walk up say:"Want stead bo?" and expect the girl come kiss u str8, if hooker can lar, real life sky girl cannot already.
Limbei will list down step by step on how to approach this chim problem. Let those ang moh no good kia can also understand.
Step 1: Create a good first impression
For example, you see some random girl on street or some schoolmate or officemate. First impression always sibei impt. If she think you some chi ko peh, u gg can balek kampung sleep already. A good thing to do is always ask out for a drink or eat something light, wear dun need too formal, normal normal can already. Talk Talk a bit see got common topic a not, if dun have dun bother, find another one.
Step 2: Wa seh, limbei write this like some chim motherfucker ah gua ji nan, nvm lar, dun want write already. Rest up to ur ownself invent, just dun go on ask :"Can i bang you" can already
First, before you can jio any girl, need to find a girl to jio first. So limbei will include in section A: How to find your real life sky girl(真名天女）Siao Siao, limbei china imba sio.
To find this sacred girl, must must learn method of elimination. That is to remove the unwanted to make ur selection choice lesser. By order if unwantedness:
1: Bossy, cocky a.k.a money sucker!!!
As the name suggest, these kind of girl got a few characteristic, they always kpkp when you do something that not in their favor(Mean no benefit for them) then always think they the most chio in whole world but 90% they are wrong. Some of these kind wear sibei lot of make up but some dun wear. Limbei think they so fked up cause they always kind daiji out of nothing, whole day kp here kp there, sibei fucked up. They liddat think they expect the guy to think they sibei lucky can stead so chio girl but this the fked up thinking . They expect the guy to be the "nicest a.ka. dog" guy in the world. So when they no money, they treat boyfriend like portable ATM machine without card or password, sibei convenient sia. This kind. NO NO NO NEVER EVER even think of steading unless ur father open bank and mother sell ear plug.
2: Gold Digger
Everyone confirm hear before of the lengendary gold digger kind of zabor. Maybe you haven see before but limbei see b4 sibei lot. At first want put picture to show but got some copyright jiao thing of mata, cannot anyhow put picture so go google urself. Gold diggers usually do not dig when you can see them, so you must act like you nt looking than can see the epic moment of the 传说gold digging, sibei laughable at first look but look long and u will regret like limbei, that few second die die cannot forget. Gold diggers not only dig nose, they dig nose cause they no sense of hygiene so cfm sumpa will dig or do other unhygienic daiji. Limbei hear say got zabor dig down there the hole(But no luck to see), burst pimple and even dig their teeth for ytd breakfast to save money for 2dae lunch. So these kind u stead already, next time in bed wake up see ur face full of "gold" mai regret what limbei advice.
3: Bimbo
In case reader dun knw simi is Bimbo, bimbo are zabor that sibei like makeup, some so zai that after makeup u cannot recognise, legend goes that they find some sacred master on top of bukit timah hill to learn the change face kung fu to let be better at find boyfriend. These kind sibei scary cause u dun noe how they look when they no makeup, if you like surprise, go stead but must be ready zao fast fast if see ugly.
4: Pontianak
Actually this kind girl nt really Pontianak, they are simply the direct opposite of bimbo, dun care make up, wear until cannot describe need go see urself, this kind very easy find, go some sibei ulu library maybe pasir ris library and walk 1 round, cfm see a lot. But this kind good for the budget kia cause they dun shop=save money but grow up married cfm need spent a lot money.
This kind next time in bed need eat dun noe 1 bottle Viagra then can let ur little brother stand up, liddat not very budget already
5: Ah Lian
People confirm think why limbei dun like ah lian now, last time limbei jio tio b4 sibei lot lian, have sibei lot of experience to share. First lian all like to talk big and smoke which limbei sibei dun like. Limbei is limber=father=biggest, how can my zabor be bigger? No logic right? So cmi. Then lian everytime smoke, u kiss her like kiss charcoal liddat, got nice meh? Go shopping every 15minute need go with her outside to smoke. Also, ah lian everytime like to flirt with limbei ginna and brudders, let limbei sibei no face and paiseh
Next after you choose ur target already, need know how to slowly develop, cannot like limbei last time walk up say:"Want stead bo?" and expect the girl come kiss u str8, if hooker can lar, real life sky girl cannot already.
Limbei will list down step by step on how to approach this chim problem. Let those ang moh no good kia can also understand.
Step 1: Create a good first impression
For example, you see some random girl on street or some schoolmate or officemate. First impression always sibei impt. If she think you some chi ko peh, u gg can balek kampung sleep already. A good thing to do is always ask out for a drink or eat something light, wear dun need too formal, normal normal can already. Talk Talk a bit see got common topic a not, if dun have dun bother, find another one.
Step 2: Wa seh, limbei write this like some chim motherfucker ah gua ji nan, nvm lar, dun want write already. Rest up to ur ownself invent, just dun go on ask :"Can i bang you" can already
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
For Reader's Info
For everyone's info, this blog is a joke blog, not some real gang or paikia blog, just for joke. So dun bother come flame any fuck with limbei. Every story here are fake and for pure entertainment. So disclaimer for any info that depicts any1's real life cause its mere coincidence, like the disclaimer you see before any channel 8 drama.
Continuing on with Loh Yen Jing . Limbei also sian of whole day go find ur daiji, got a whole ocean out there, why limbei waste life with u 1 small prawn. Limbei can easily pay $300 buck let a few brudder camp at bk panjang there wait for you to talk. But limbei reflect:"Why bother?" So limbei give u choice, u diam, limbei diam, life go on, limbei dun close blog continue entertain people, u(Or any other potential dog) dun anyhow bo daiji anyhow find daiji go FB bark here bark there无中生有. Limbei china getting better already sia. So peace lar, limbei also sian already.
Siao siao, limbei go forum see this website sibei funny so decide share with reader http://do-while.com/dangerous-looking-chinese-gangsters/
Anyway lar, like what limbei say. Limbei also dun wish go tio real mata daiji. Limbei make blog just want make people laugh let people happy=limbei more happy. So spread blog for limbei but mai go spread to mata. Limbei no bad thoughts sia, juz play play :). Btw limbei read through all the forum post already. Thanks those that say good thing bout limbei. Limbei will work harder, not close blog think of more funny things. But srsly, limbei brain now smoke too much, shrink already, cannot think sibei well.
Continuing on with Loh Yen Jing . Limbei also sian of whole day go find ur daiji, got a whole ocean out there, why limbei waste life with u 1 small prawn. Limbei can easily pay $300 buck let a few brudder camp at bk panjang there wait for you to talk. But limbei reflect:"Why bother?" So limbei give u choice, u diam, limbei diam, life go on, limbei dun close blog continue entertain people, u(Or any other potential dog) dun anyhow bo daiji anyhow find daiji go FB bark here bark there无中生有. Limbei china getting better already sia. So peace lar, limbei also sian already.
Siao siao, limbei go forum see this website sibei funny so decide share with reader http://do-while.com/dangerous-looking-chinese-gangsters/
Anyway lar, like what limbei say. Limbei also dun wish go tio real mata daiji. Limbei make blog just want make people laugh let people happy=limbei more happy. So spread blog for limbei but mai go spread to mata. Limbei no bad thoughts sia, juz play play :). Btw limbei read through all the forum post already. Thanks those that say good thing bout limbei. Limbei will work harder, not close blog think of more funny things. But srsly, limbei brain now smoke too much, shrink already, cannot think sibei well.
Loh Yen Jing
So i assume the fake jen also you lar? since the time nt much diff. So you now faking limbei's ginna come post sia? U think u sibei cute is it? Actually limbei plan close blog already, nthing to blog about but now you liddat kajiao, limbei play with u all the way. Looks like limbei need go down bukit panjang post some poster like mas selamat is it? Lame sia, but we wait and see got poster magically put up a nt sio
Smiles
-Gerald Limbei
Smiles
-Gerald Limbei
ROFL
http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showthread.php?t=805930
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=3007887
Limbei blog appear on 2 forum liao sia, Chio chio view ++++. Soon limbei put advertisement earn sibei lot of billion >xiaxue blog. Ai Seh
Fuck this, limbei see already want to laugh untill die, so suggest all the reader to see see. Still got nerd kia say limbei english sibei zai, maybe even express stream, let limbei sibei happy. Must thank the allenleonhart kia, make limbei blog no so sibei famous.
Anywae, limbei dun want post already got 3 reason sia, as follow.
1: Limbei want spent more time with zabor, dun want be cyber hero aka keyboard warrior. Limbei want go out and be real life hero, get a life and dun sit in front of com until balls also shrink till left nthing already.
2: Limbei see a lot dog come here flame flame flame, also dk their dog problem, whole day bark so loud, got simi use? Limbei's blog is a joke blog, for fun nia, need so serious come here bark? U really buei song go find real pai kia, mai here find limbei cause limbei just want laugh at blog, dun want emo over ur fucking comments
3: Limbei find pai kia life sibei bo liao, whole day either jio gurl, find daiji, smoke or talk pai kia. Limbei run out of idea to post already sia, liddat cannot entertain the reader, limbei feed bad seh.
So like wat limbei say, this blog is just a joke, mai need so serious flame here flame there. Every sentence limbei write also go quote put on that forum, GET A LIFE LAR! Go find a zabor and get laid 24/7, whole day sit at com talk niao hua with limbei, u song bo?
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=3007887
Limbei blog appear on 2 forum liao sia, Chio chio view ++++. Soon limbei put advertisement earn sibei lot of billion >xiaxue blog. Ai Seh
Fuck this, limbei see already want to laugh untill die, so suggest all the reader to see see. Still got nerd kia say limbei english sibei zai, maybe even express stream, let limbei sibei happy. Must thank the allenleonhart kia, make limbei blog no so sibei famous.
Anywae, limbei dun want post already got 3 reason sia, as follow.
1: Limbei want spent more time with zabor, dun want be cyber hero aka keyboard warrior. Limbei want go out and be real life hero, get a life and dun sit in front of com until balls also shrink till left nthing already.
2: Limbei see a lot dog come here flame flame flame, also dk their dog problem, whole day bark so loud, got simi use? Limbei's blog is a joke blog, for fun nia, need so serious come here bark? U really buei song go find real pai kia, mai here find limbei cause limbei just want laugh at blog, dun want emo over ur fucking comments
3: Limbei find pai kia life sibei bo liao, whole day either jio gurl, find daiji, smoke or talk pai kia. Limbei run out of idea to post already sia, liddat cannot entertain the reader, limbei feed bad seh.
So like wat limbei say, this blog is just a joke, mai need so serious flame here flame there. Every sentence limbei write also go quote put on that forum, GET A LIFE LAR! Go find a zabor and get laid 24/7, whole day sit at com talk niao hua with limbei, u song bo?
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