To those nerd maple dog out there, mai think pai kia so easy be. Limbei 12yrs old first gang fight till today nvr tio before any daiji cause limbei zai got skill so today limbei teach everyone how to be a good paikia.
Appearance:
Want be pai kia need look scary to scare people lar, piercing tatoo all must have for pai kia. But those scared pain nvm, learn like limbei liddat, wear magnet earring and fake tatoo. Go bugis $2 can buy already, limbei in school walk around with fake earring fucking got power oso no fucker notice. All those fucker at first try use strong magnet stick my earring, got a few time limbei paiseh magnet earring drop. Thn nxt time limbei smart use tape stick to ear, then those nerd fucker realli believe limbei got earring all see limbei kneel down pray.
Weapon:
Everyday walk around must bring a beer bottle. Bo beer bottle can bring sprite bottle but then your ginna will not respect u that much. Then when tio daiji, smash the bottle at some table make it break then swing bottle around scare away other people.
Shirt:
Shirt also wear untill got wind when walk past. I see a lot tao eh wear simi tight shirt think very cool, got simi use. Must learn your tao eh wear black then at night tio dai ji can run away.
Belt:
To be zai pai kia like limbei, belt must be very big. Big belt then can when tio daiji take out wack people, then those ahgua will runaway.
Walking style:
Mai underestimate walking, to be pai kia, walk need to pratcise very long. Now limbei walk past other tao eh, they hum tio zao lo. So must learn.
First, when walk each step must be big, when left leg go infront, left hand go behind. Most important is your stomach and head, stomach will try to point upward and body must be bend backward, then head must look up, eyeball lookdown on other people. However, if you like 150cm, then fuck off and get a life, you will never be a pai kia.
Balls:
Ball is a must have if not cannot be paikia, but balls also most easy to practise.
Go downstair and find some primary school kid, scold his mother and father till he cry. Wait his parents come, then scold the boys's grandparents. If you can do this and walk away in their face, you got JI.
But, those emo kids, dun want interact more easy, go find some HDB, jump off 3rd floor, if bone never break=got JI lo.
Running:
We pai kia whole day tio different dai ji need run, some time mata come chase us, we need run like some fuckers. If you want be my ginna, better go train ur 2.4km, make it under 10minute then can be good limbei ginna.
hahahaha!!!!
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