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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Launch of different department!

Wa seh, limbei 3 day nvr check blog got so many comment at chatbox. Limbei see so many supporter sibei happy and will soon launch the different department.
@LiuHao, u limbei biggest supporter and make limbei very happy. But are the same guy as liuzai???
@Helga, limbei got free parang give you but must continue support limbei and limbei need ur particulars
@Karina, nice seh, another loyal member, come join lar, give particular, i put you in zai zai department
@Cindy, mai care others want settle you. Come join then we tgt brother sister settle problem together. Give your particular and area in box
@SeokYim, limbei see you think of limbei old friend, make limbei sibei happy think of old friend. U also same area as limbei sia, so limbei will make you big tao eh of some department
@Joanna, want join bo? Leave particular can join already, then when got daiji, ton xin tang will help you settle!
Finally to everyone, must continue to spread blog to your friends, share on facebook or etc! Limbei want jio tio 100k view on this blog by end of year. Support

Now limbei will launch the department before limbei run out of idea.
Our Ton Xin Tang will have 1 main department in charge of other small department to make it easier for limbei to manage and control. Each department IC will get a additional 1,000 each month as bonus and more if the department very successful.

Foreign relationship department:
In charge of going out and settle daiji with other gang. To join must have sibei a lot balls and can talk sibei good pai kia, ang moh and even yalam. Minimum need at least 5 year pai kia experience and pass in "N" level english or study English in ITE.

Zabor department:
Limbei already say find zabor very important. So limbei will make this department very important one, people that join have to think of many ways to find zabor join our gang. Limbei suggest can either go bugis distribute flyer or camp outside school give consent form. To join, mimum need at least jio before 5 zabor and must be handsome looking with sibei lot earring, tatoo to show off our gang power.

Publicity department:
People in publicity must help to spread the knowledge of limbei gang and blog and get other paikia to quit the other gang join limbei's gang. Then must do chio chio banner and paper to give out to people. If want join need prove to limbei that your art nvr fail if nt you can balek kampung!

Local Defense department:
This gang most hard to join and do stuff cause whole day go out hum tum and fight people. But limbei understand sure no1 want join so limbei will help pay for all medical fee to attract foreign and local talents to join. Minimum must get gold in NAPFA to prove yourself fit enuff to fight and run.

Entertainment a.k.a R&R department
Pai kia life sometime can get sibei sian one. So limbei make 1 department whole day roam singapore find entertainment for fellow paikias. This department sibei easy one, dun need brain, juz whole day find out where got open new LAN shop, new arcade, new restaurant, new KOI. Then help gang member find cheap lobang etc can already.

Financial department:
People under this department will have to help find chance to get money so our gang got money to fund activities and give money to some of our brother under financial assistance scheme. Limbei can give you some idea, can either go find LOP for funding or get government to approve flagday for Tong Xin Tang.

Fashion department:
Our gang not like other pai kia, no sense of fashion, whole day same skinny with slipper then with some shirt that write FBI(Female body inspector). Sibei lame lar plz. So limbei need jio people to settle our fashion and come up with a gang tee so we wear out that time people 1 look know we big gang wun come find our daiji. Then this department also must find out where to sell magnet earring and sticker tatoo in big amount so we buy in bulk that time cheaper.To join must prove to limbei that your fashion sense very zai maybe with a picture of all your clothes etc, but i prefer zabor for this department.

There you go ginna, apply at chatbox or comment at this post which department you want and state reason especially if you want be department head.

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