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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Recruit

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Limbei today suddenly feel darm sian. A lot of my ginna tio chopped by those 369 mother fucker. Then last month 3 of my brother act hero act fucker go chop people at downtown, people stare at them nia, then buey song chop simi lan lar. Now tongxintang from 68 brothers down to 26. Fuck lar, liddat still how to find other gang daiji. Limbei go tao eh meeting oso paiseh.

Now limbei fucking fucked up, so many daiji to settle, parang also all confiscated by police. Cannot go out rob people where get money. So limbei bo bian start blog to recruit ginna.

Those want support limbei leave your personal info in the comment. Do so in the following format

Name: Dun give real name, we pai kia need start anew, give fake name, make fierce name, dun give simi xiao ming xiao hua. Give some manly name, cannot think go www.ahbengnamecreater.com

Basic info: Rmb give limbei your real info such as height and weight so limbei can allocate suitable weapon give u use. Limbei now budget still a lot, got a lot weapon to choose, dagger, parang, hammer. Must also rmb tell me ur favourite weapon so limbei can go settle and buy.

Contact method: Best if can give handphone number so next time got member tio daiji can fast contact. If pager also can but singapore now beri hard find public phone, really bo bian go snatch some i-phone use reply limbei asap

Area: Every ginna must patrol different area, so tell me which area you live so limbei can allocate your duty. Those got a lot ji want tio daiji want choose cck or bugis, then can chop those 369 fuckers get revenge.

Bonus: If got ginna really want join tongxintang, can add other info so limbei will choose you first.

2 comments:

  1. Name: Lee Guan Yew

    Basic info: 1.96m 90kg boxing champion

    Contact method: 999

    Area: Orchard

    Bonus: full of money

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  2. Tongxintang sounds like tong xin yuan. Watch too much channel 8 shows?

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