To ah sio

Hi ah sio. Hope you reading this post now. Limbei got sibei a lot thing tell you. You know since first day in chao yang secondary school, limbei see u already know you 100%+chop must be limbei zabor. But since that day, everytime limbei want ask u out, turn ah gua then no ball ask you, so limbei keep go around jio ah lian ditch ah lian to make u jealous and come to limbei. However, so many year, we still normal frens so limbei decide use this blog as chance to ask you out. 


Ah sio, limbei know you keep tell me what want a prince charming, tall, handsome, fit, rich, kind, gentle, loving, care for you. Limbei know i might not be the perfect kia for you cause limbei short, ugle, scrawny, poor, rough, rude, whole day talk pai kia dig ear, dig nose, dig every hole. While you are are pretty, smart and almost prefect(Unless compare to FHM cover girl), i am nothing but a gang leader of a gang with no future.


Now limbei sumpa in front of all limbei's reader, I might no be perfect and suitable for you now. But limbei willing do more than other people do. People do 1 hour, limbei do 2hr.


Limbei might not be tall...
But i willing to learn play basketball grow tall


Limbei might not be handsome...
But i will go find more ah gua extort money go korea do plastic surgery


Limbei might not be fit...
But i will go chase more ah gua, play more blockcatching with mata to be fit
Limbei will even sign up to California Fitness $150 per month for euuu.


Limbei might not be gentle...
But i will go ah gua temple turn ah gua for you


Limbei might not be polite...
But i will mug ang moh dictionary for just you


As long as ah sio willing to give limbei a sibei small chance to show myself, i will go volcano mountain, down sharp river(Some dog chinese phrase, limbei china nt sibei good. Hokkien zai nia) to pluck that moon for you. 1 chance is all limbei ask for!


2nite 8.30pm 93.3fm夜玩场. I already make finish arrangement with pei fen lemme call up talk directly. Give me 2minutes of ur life for once and the rest is up to you. Even of you not willing accept Limbei, its okay, no pressure!


-Stay Happy: Gerald!