As many of the reader have complained about, they get bullied in school and dun noe wat to do. So actually limbei want do guide on how to bully ah gua in school but decided limbei want be nice tao eh, help those ah gua in singapore have a fun childhood so limbei do this guide.
First before you start reading and hoping to find a end to your misery, you should ownself do reflection on why u got bullied at first. Limbei is a sibei big bully and i normally pick victim that fit in the following groups.
(1) CHAO AH GUA.The group that limbei hate most and will bully most is the ah gua in school. If you wonder what limbei definition of ah gua is. A ah gua is a guy who act sibei girl and only hang out with zabor in school. Limbei not jealous or wat cause limbei got b4 like 10 zabor, ah gua no big fuck. Just that ah gua is a disgrace to man. Another reason why limbei pick on ah gua is they usually sibei skinny and tall with a fuckface and bo ji to come find back ur daiji.
(2) MAMABOI. These kind is also a bit ah gua most of the time, they tuck in shirt all the way like scared their balls will roll away liddat. They always hand in homework on time and nvr hang out after school. These kind good to bully cause usually got a lot of money and wun come back for revenge so easy prey.
(3) HAO LIAN KIA. This kind Limbei also dun like cause limbei always biggest. They hao lian mean think bigger than limbei, so limbei need give them lesson. Most of the hao lian kia in school is talk big nia, no real action. Just go up shout sak lak kau, he wet his pants already.
(4) TEACHER DOG: Everyone cfm got see b4 this kind of dog. Whole day in front of teacher act like dog liddat, then exam come beg teacher add mark. These kind of fucker limbei see b4 a lot. But when bully these people must be careful, you bully they cfm complain teacher so must do things that they cannot see. Limbei will talk more below.
Now that you all know why you are picked to be bullied, must know how to defend yourself. Cause limbei know the reader sure all skinny dog, cannot defend ownself phsyically. limbei teach you how make some weapon scare the fuck of ur bully.
I bet most people head of molotov bomb. Now limbei teach you how to make one real one. First you need some basic ingredient that quite easy to get in a normal secondary school chem lab. First get sodium chloride and let it undergo electrolysis(use electricity, school cfm got show experiment to separate water with a machine, thats electrolysis) to get sodium chlorate, this step must be fucking careful as sodium chlorate is highly flammable and will explode in ur face.
Next you need to get concentrated sulfuric acid, normal school one is 0.1mol, try get 1mol or 2mol.
Finally, make a sugar syrup on ur own, add sugar to water and make it sibei concentrated till like glue liddat can already.
This is the fun part. Get a glass bottle, fill it with 30% sulfuric acid and 70%gasoline from petrol kiosk or ur father car. Wrap a paper or rag around the bottle and stain the paper or rag with sodium chlorate and sugar syrup. Just dip a rag in the solution and wrap around. Then you have a molotov bomb, throw on the floor and it will burn for 10mins. Dun need to light, how convenient!
You cant be carrying a bomb around with you as you walk right, so Limbei teach how make a simple taser gun. Taser is gun which release strong electricity that can shock a person instantly. Eh maybe limbei keep this one as secret, i got ginna srsly want, email me with reason, if limbei happy teach you the secret
But in the end if srsly got pai kia come kajiao your life everyday. Watever limbei say also bo yong, either quit school be pai kia or form your own gang.
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