Tio daiji with mata

Today limbei take train from cck to pasir ris, on the way sibei lot of mata. I at cck got mata stop me ask me question cause limbei wearing sibei a lot of earring look pai kai.
Mata: "Boy, still studying"
Limbei: "Ya, Hwa chong JC"
Mata: " Wa seh, HCI student so beng sio"
Limbei: " No lar, all fake magnet"
After limbei take off mata let me off.

Then go pasir ris see a lot of pai kai walk around like want find daiji liddat. So limbei decide need write guide for reader to safely travel to chalet in pasir ris and for my pai kia bros to mai get detain by mata.

Limbei guide to mai tio daiji with pai kia
To successfully survive when tio confronted by paikia, first must know reason why they come find your daiji.
Only got 2 reason. Either they recongnise wrong people or they juz sibei bo liao.
When tio confronted by a whole gang or juz 1 pai kia with or without parang do the same thing.
Step 1: Look at then and say gerald. If they diam diam mean they heard of limbei wun find ur daiji
Step 2: If they look even more angry. Then you need give limbei settle already. Either call them call 98893461 find gerald or take out i-phone use 3G come limbei blog call them leave number and name at chatbox.
Step 3: If they look at you think u very lame, heck care you. Then gd luck, limbei also cannot save you. you should try shout "se lau kao" sibei loud then hope mata hear come catch you. At least go police station better than tio chopped


Limbei guide to mai tio daiji with mata
Mata these few days need roaming the whole singapore major MRT, so those pai kia with a lot tatoo earring sure tio check or ask question. So pai kia must follow this guide to mai tio daiji go police station, waste money bail out.
Step 1: You walk out of MRT, mata come up ask " still schooling bo?"
Step 2: "no"
Step 3: "Then wat u doing now?"
Step 4: "Outside hang around with my limbei lor, If not sibei boliao at home"
Step 5: "Would you please follow us to police station?"
Step 6: "No thank you, my limbei say got mata daiji call mata find him, he settle!!!"
Step 7: " I see... So can i have your limbei number?"
Step 8: "You can either call him at 98893461 find gerald or use i-phone 3G go limbei blog and leave your  number and name at chatbox.","need specify you mata then my limbei will reply faster"
Step 9: "Thank you, u may leave now"

There, if you all follow limbei guide, Sure leng leng survive dangerously singapore!

Cheers
-Limbei Gerald