Limbei go Bugis

First, limbei need say something. Limbei see liuzai kia so enthu limbei blog so decide sent some brother track his IP and find out his real person. At first limbei cannot believe got ginna taller than his tao eh but after limbei see his picture, ai seh, limbei chua tio. Then limbei see ur facebook wall sibei touch, got help limbei spread blog. Then find out we actually got a lot mutual friend but limbei will not say to hu those ginna are.
Now those dog outside that actually plan to come blog kpkp better be careful, dun make limbei waste time track down ur IP or nt limbei will make ur life sibei fked up.
Then to the dog :X barking at the chat box. Give me simi dog name, mai act cute lar.  mai come here bark bark simi lan, u buey song mai come here tok cok. got JI go find real ah beng and settle. U beuy song limbei nvr mention ur gang sibo? Its because ur gang too small already. Want ur gang big? Go downtown east chop someone and shout ur simi tiong meng gou or fong hong san. After mata go catch u, limbei will respect you and think you some big fuck. For now juz stfu and go home drink milk.

Chill~~~ Now back to limbei's bugis trip. Today reward sibei nt bad sia, limbei went bugis buy a full set of tatoo shirt, sleeve, pants, next time go out find daiji sure got more ji to face other gang. Limbei went home and try on the shirt, sibei zai sia. If got ginna wnat buy, can go there bugis street 2nd floor, sibei budget also, can make ur look 10x more scary. Then can make ah gua see u run already.

After limbei buy shirt, limbei decide to go find the simi wat KOI sibo? Limbei walk so sibei long then finally found, then limbei tio WTF, the queue like sibei long, can stretch from sentosa to JB lar. But dun forget limbei is limbei, Walk up talk some pai kia into those ah gua JI, then limbei buy already. Taste not bad lar, but limbei still think waste money. Real pai kia dun drink KOI, must drink VODKA. Drink koi with a straw like ah gua. Drink VODKA from the bottle then look more pai kia, more like tao eh.

Finally a shout out to my DEAR LIMBEI post, if reader got any problem in life, want limbei give suggestion or help you settle. Dun need feel paiseh, limbei sibei bo liao want help u all settle problem.

And why so far still no ginna want apply for department head?? Limbei sibei sad sia